Wonkette

Harvard Student writes best lede of career, all downhill from here:

A 26-year-old college dropout who carries President Bush’s breath mints and makes him peanut butter-and-jelly sandwiches will follow in his boss’s footsteps this fall when he enrolls at Harvard Business School (HBS).

Of course, it’s Harvard, so it was probably plagiarized.

(Right, right, and blatant double-standard, undeserving, etc. etc. Look, the guy’s going to Harvard Business School — isn’t that punishment enough?)

Bush’s Personal Aide To Enroll at Business School [Harvard Crimson]