Wonkette

* The lion meat sold at Alexandria’s 2941 was a one time offer, however; side orders of giraffe dung are available daily at the zoo. [Freeride]* If you think the potholes on your way to work are a hassle, maybe you should start commuting around some Unexploded Ordnance. [DCist; Crazy Girl City]

* Tomorrow is Bike to Work Day! They provide the donuts, you should not provide views of your ass in spandex. [WABA]

* It’s so very hard to mention crime or jails without an anal rape joke. Really, it’s almost impossible. [DC Cookie]