Wonkette

* The Marine Corps Marathon registration started today, but that information is totally useless to anyone reading this. [Metroblogging DC]* Thanks to Jose Cuervo, the mobilization has started to get mullet-wearing, maple leaf-worshipping Canucks the hell out of our country. [Good at Drinking, Bad at Life]

* Having to apologize for saying “dammit” is reason enough to never run for any elected office. Fuck yea. [DCist]

* Going to be a little short on rent this month? Here’s a plan for you. [Craigslist]

* Congratulations to Garrett Graff, who has now passed the “better come up with something quick” stage of book writing. [Gawker]