Wonkette

* Actual scholarship in favor of congressional representation for DC. It’s all very nice, but we’d rather just not pay taxes. [Social Science Research Network]* John Gibson thinks of sex in a goal-oriented way. Also: white people should have more babies. [I-495 Blues]

* No American city can be said to have a soul until it has an Apple store. [Matthew Yglesias]

* It’s all over now, baby blue. [Hey Pretty]