Wonkette

* A little help in preparation for Bush’s boys: Karl Rove, meet H. R. Haldeman. [Spot-On]* Practice makes perfect when it comes to welcoming the president with a fart chorus. [Google Video]

* The military just needs a few good patriots — like, uh, these guys. [Page One Q]

* A huge amount of votes could be compromised by some very dedicated, very nerdy people. [Freedom to Tinker]