Wonkette

* Sure is gonna suck to be working at the Dupont Krispy Kreme this week. [Metroblogging DC]* If firing up a sports car trying to get laid is cool, what’s landing yourself in jail for 12 days where you’ll try not to get laid? [Jalopnik]

* In other car-related blunders, maybe for once Marion wasn’t the cause of the fuck-up. [DC Bubble]

* Must have been tightening those nylon straps around their crotches that did the damage. [T&A]