Metro Section: Mouths Wide Shut

* Cool topic, NOW TELL US WHERE RIGHT NOW! [Circle V]

* To order the secret chorizo taco, you must first master the dance of the seven burros. [Gridskipper]

* It’s great to see the militant left is still alive, but regarding the republican orgies that were mentioned, can you please TELL US WHERE RIGHT NOW! [Craigslist]

* As representation of a larger failing, the metaphor doesn’t work. Fundamentally though: Nickelback does suck. [Why I Hate DC]

* We need to find new jobs — this whole “blogging” thing is SO OVER. [Get There]

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