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Oh CNN, what would we do on slow news days without you?Remember the German cannibal story that we mentioned earlier today? This headline now appears on the CNN main page:

Funny, they usually are. And on the jump page, this headline:

As opposed to all those non-perverse, totally ordinary cannibals.

Finally, this subhed is priceless:

Somehow we don’t think this helped his case very much. But it took some real chutzpah to offer the argument.

‘Perverse’ Cannibal Killer Gets Life [CNN]