Wonkette

* President Ahmadinejad can send a mix tape with any songs he wants, all Bush hears in his head is the remix to that Outkast song — Bombs over Tehran. [Arms Control Wonk]* Stephen Colbert is insulted by bloggers’ claims that he has brass balls. Since birth he’s been swinging only the heartiest lead cannonballs, thank you. [Comedy Central Insider]

* Bush claims the best moment of his presidency came during a fishing trip; it’s a metaphor, people. [Democratic Underground]

* Or maybe it’s a haiku. [MadKane]

* Our shopaholic brother wonders who’s responsible for the high gas prices. We’re not sure either, but someone seems to have a lot of fresh money. [Consumerist; DCist]