WatergateGate: Now With Bondage
KEN SILVERSTEIN IS OUR FAVORITE JOURNALIST EVER
I've been told by several sources that one of the people in attendance at the parties--nota current or former member of Congress--has a long international track record of Bill Clinton-style sexual indiscretions. A person with direct knowledge of the matter told me that this man--let me put this delicately--once, some years ago, while in Europe, kept company with an acquaintance whose work attire resembled Halle Berry's in the film Catwoman. (Ma'am, if you are out there reading this, please contact ken@harpers.org immediately, as I have many questions. A translator will be provided if needed.)
Ahem. Bondage. Dominatrices. Hookers. Have we mentioned before how much we love our jobs?
We also get a more specific idea of who attended these parties (compare Silversein's piece to this comparatively bland Newsweek piece for more), though no one's named Goss specifically yet.
We'll try to make more sense of all this tomorrow. Our head is swimming.
The Loss of Goss [Harper's]