To Do: Bourbon and Bull Balls
We'll spend the weekend wishing we had a $2.5 million book deal -- congrats, Valerie! -- and disappointment that the new CIA director is probably going to be Gen. Michael V. Hayden (rather than the uber-hot Fran Townsend ). But here are a few things that you can do on this glorious spring weekend:
* Watch a nation descend into Fascism. It's just a play, people, just a play. [ Rorschach Theatre via DCeiver ]
* Get drunk on Bourbon and mint juleps. Oh, and watch the Kentucky Derby, too. [ DCist ]
* Enjoy the soulful stylings of Anthony Hamilton. [ Free Ride ]
* Pay $15 for the privilege of eating "Rocky Mountain Oysters." [ DCist ]