Wonkette

* In a simple twist of fate, Michael Moore may now begin funding anti-Michael Moore website MooreWatch, just so someone will pay attention to him. [The Mayor of Simpleton]* Apparently the Defense Department is okay with soldiers being gangsters, as long as they’re not having gang bangs. [Boozhy]

* Oh Cynthia, it’s hard to stop loving you. [Craigslist]