Rumors on the Internets: America Made a Face ‘Til It Stuck

* Build an American embassy and the national infrastructure will follow. [AlterNet]
* Pols should start thinking about the long-term — something to ponder over your next styrofoam cupped latte. [TPMCafe]
* Complication-free coronary bypasses: Giving America the finger Dick Cheney-style. [HuffPo]
* Another list of hurdles waiting to be turned into Rovian ballot gold for ’06 GOP candidates. [Daily Kos]
* Neoconservatism, unilateralism, the madness of Chomsky. Yawn. [Democracy Arsenal]