Rumors on the Internets: Alia Iacta Est, Suckers
* It is emphatically the province and duty of HuffPo to scare the shit out of you. [ HuffPo ]
* Bacon, Pam Anderson, acceptance of possibly terrorist-ridden aircraft: Canada's awesomeness knows no bounds. [ Captain's Quarters ]
* Infidelity is a luxury only straight men can afford. [ the evangelical outpost ]
* While we're at it, let's sell magazine subscriptions to constituents and balance the budget. [ Bark Bark Woof Woof ]
* Francis Scott Key makes linguistic anthropologists of us all. [ The Reaction ]