Rumors on the Internets: Alia Iacta Est, Suckers

* It is emphatically the province and duty of HuffPo to scare the shit out of you. [HuffPo]
* Bacon, Pam Anderson, acceptance of possibly terrorist-ridden aircraft: Canada’s awesomeness knows no bounds. [Captain's Quarters]
* Infidelity is a luxury only straight men can afford. [the evangelical outpost]
* While we’re at it, let’s sell magazine subscriptions to constituents and balance the budget. [Bark Bark Woof Woof]
* Francis Scott Key makes linguistic anthropologists of us all. [The Reaction]