Wonkette

Shortly after the picture was taken, with a brief whisper from Mr. Secretary, Patrick Gavin developed an uncontrollable desire to secretly bomb some southeast Asians.* We mentioned it in passing, but our promiscuous sister came down to DC for the big party. Learn how those crazy New Yorkers view our village and its crazy traditions. Also: Scalia drinks Corona. [Gawker]
* Wonkette Emerita Ana Marie Cox was there, but then you knew that already, didn’t you. Short, to the point, and mean to our boss. If you read one Correspondents Dinner Top Ten List this season, let it be this one. [Ana Marie Cox]
* If there’s anyone who’s almost as excessive in their coverage, it’s those two tall guys over at Fishbowl. They went to “brunch” too, but god knows why. [FishbowlDC]
* Apparently, the Post had reporters there too! Unfortunate lack of pictures, though. [WP]