Rumors on the Internets: Stick With What You Know

* Feingold takes a stab at political satire; angels collectively lose their wings. [Captain's Quarters]
* Shamelessly self-promoting bloggers shamelessly self-promote their books. [Daily Kos]
* If you’re qualified to pen prescriptions for erectile dysfunction meds, you’re qualified to make fun of advertisements for erectile dysfunction meds. [HuffPo]
* Tony Snow knows how to please a man. [Rude Pundit]
* If you incessantly ask what the Ref’s calls mean, you have no business sitting in a stadium. [Moonbattery]