Wonkette

* Sting would be rolling over in his grave, if he were, you know, dead, or knew who the hell Ben Bernanke is. [Columbia Business School Follies]* This time the music has to come from inside you. [Satirical Political]

* We were going to get really hot and bothered about the so-called Family Research Council, until we remembered that it’s only a pawn in their game. [Good As You]