Metro Section: A Weekend of Uncut Funk
* And the owners of Rumors, Millie and Al's, Madhatter, and Front Page breathe a sigh of relief. [ DC Bachelor ]
* Point. Counter Point. [ Another Day in DC ]
* Yeah, legalize it! Yea, huh huh. Let's blaze brah, and hopefully the tetrahydrocannabinol will inhibit tumor angiogenesis and prevent us from getting glioblastoma multiforme. [ Articulatory Loop ]
* The over/under bet on when U St. becomes the newest hallowed vomitorium: 6 months. [ Gridskipper ]
* Looks like Congress is still in recess. [ craigslist ]