Some bad news from the West Coast:
Plague, of course, is one of the classic signs of the apocalypse. And here are a few others:
* Fire: Check. At that holy site called the Heritage Foundation, no less.
* Wars: Check.
* Rumors of wars: Check. Thanks, Sy.
* A spree of false Christs and/or Messiahs: Check. That’s what all this “Gospel of Judas” business is all about.
* The birth of the Antichrist: Check. And the TomKitten is named Suri, which means “utterly fucked” in Persian.
Finally, earlier this week, Robin Givhan won a Pulitzer Prize.
Wow. We’re seriously, seriously fucked.
Case of bubonic plague confirmed in L.A. [CNN]
Apocalpyse [rotten.com]
Earlier: BREAKING: Fire at the Heritage Foundation
Sy Hersh: Life of the Party
BREAKING: ROBIN GIVHAN WON A PULITZER!
Related: BREAKING: Tom and Katie’s Publicist Gives Birth on Their Behalf [Gawker]
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