Metro Section: Actual Holy Shit
* Gang war eruptz in Logan Circle! 5-0 Mob versuz the New Commandment Baptist Church Crewz, Beat downz imminent! [ DCeiver ]
* Who has to park a car when you can just get trapped for eternity in this circle of doom? [ Washington Oculus ]
* Ancient manuscripts! Divinely inspired! Get your apostolic-church-foundation-shaking ancient manuscripts here! [ Gridskipper ]