Rumors on the Internets: Ascension Can Wait -- Jesus Has Some Blogging To Do
* Women's Studies professors aren't just violently pro-choice; they'll hang up on you without exchanging pleasant good-byes. [ Michelle Malkin ]
* God loves your embarrassingly out-of-date Blackberry just the way it is. [ HuffPo ]
* Protestants -- surprisingly more oppressed than every branch of government would suggest. [ Evangelical Outpost ]
* Islam Does America: A Play in Three Awesomely Xenophobic Acts. [ Crooked Timber ]
* New Orleans makes Tulane Law students fishers of unarmed, possibly dangerous men. [ TalkLeft ]