Metro Section: Broke and Starving (In More Ways Than One)
* Thanks arcane Massachusetts state holiday! We needed that extra day to sober up and write the little tiny numbers in the little tiny boxes. [ IRS ]
* Strawberry fields forever, or at least until some really stoned freshmen show up. [ UMD News Desk ]
* Yes padawan, in order to be a starfucker, you must first be a local-politician's-hangers-on fucker. [ Circle V ]
* Your completely pointless activity of the week is brought to you by: [ DC Pillow Fight Club ]