Arlen and Jeff’s Excellent Adventure

 

From Al Kamen’s column in this morning’s Post:

Sens. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) and Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.) and a staffer… are spending part of the Passover/Easter holidays in a traditional setting.

And what could be more traditional than the heart of the Amazon jungle — or in Brazil’s spectacular Ariau Amazon Towers, the most famous of Amazon resorts, a place where the treetop “Tarzan” suites can run $3,000 a night?

Okay, we’ll bite: Who was the “staffer” who accompanied Senator Sessions on this Amazonian adventure? Was it sexy scheduler Stormie Janzen? Scarlotte Deupree, Miss Alabama 2002? Or “Scarlet,” another Sessions staffer who was a Miss Alabama contestant?

Being a United States Senator still has its perks. Even if they take away your lobbyist-funded lunches and vacations, there’s no law against hiring hotties.

A Junket in the Jungle? How Can You Ask? [WP]

 
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