Remainders: If It's Not Nailed Down
* If anyone has hijacked Captain America for their own sordid purposes, it isn't the right-wingers. Loads of muscles, skin-tight outfits... [ Total Information Awareness ]
* Allah Akbar! These warm glazed donuts are delicious! I almost feel bad we must use them to wage jihad on obese Americans. [ BoiFromTroy ]
* Kennedys love getting hammered, one way or another. [ Brothers Judd ]
* This is America! There are more choices than just "M" or "F"! Obviously, had there been a box for "Minions Doing Satan's Work on Earth," Ann would have checked it boldly. [ PageOneQ ]