Wonkette

* If anyone has hijacked Captain America for their own sordid purposes, it isn’t the right-wingers. Loads of muscles, skin-tight outfits… [Total Information Awareness]* Allah Akbar! These warm glazed donuts are delicious! I almost feel bad we must use them to wage jihad on obese Americans. [BoiFromTroy]

* Kennedys love getting hammered, one way or another. [Brothers Judd]

* This is America! There are more choices than just “M” or “F”! Obviously, had there been a box for “Minions Doing Satan’s Work on Earth,” Ann would have checked it boldly. [PageOneQ]