Wonkette

* Ain’t no party like a massive media conglomerate party! [Fishbowl DC]* Is that Chappelle over there? No. Oh, maybe that’s him. Urgh. I heard he moved to Africa. Yea, I heard he’s Buddhist now too. [Upcoming]

* Homework first, then party. Tonight’s lesson: how to run a blog war. [Kathryn on]