BREAKING: TUCKER CARLSON STOPS WEARING HIS STUPID TIE, YET YOU STILL SORTA WANT TO KNOCK HIS BOOKS OUT OF HIS HAND OR KNOCK HIM INTO A LOCKER OR SOMETHING

 It's true! It's all true! Carlson hasstopped wearing the bowtie on TV(yet, presumably, still in the bedroom -- right, Tucker?).

Wow, now that's shocking -- wait a minute, TUCKER CARLSON IS STILL ON TV?!

 Untied [MSNBC]