Wonkette

* Post-modern age, oh how we love thee. Shall you be compared to a summer’s day? Or that which is more beautiful, like the poetry of the large intestine swooning for a burrito? [Poop Report]* Viral marketing at its finest. A product that they would make if they could, but they can’t, so someone else does, then they sue, and reap double the internet memes. Smoking must make you smart. [TSG]

* Immigration just looks like an intractable issue. The solution is actually quite simple. [TSPR]

* Why couldn’t it have been DeLay? Watching “the Hammer” scale a chain-link in his wife beater would have been a dream. Run, Tom, Run! [WFTV]