Hell, get in the public service mood every now and again. So here’s an urgent email we just received MERE MINUTES AGO:
FYI – Just got an email from our HR dept that there are 3 cops at the corner of 14th and Eye Street (by Franklin Square park and the McPherson Square metro stop) that are issuing jaywalking tickets right now. Glad to see that DC’s finest hard at work at stopping the horrible criminals that make the streets so dangersous (your tax dollars hard at work).
Could it be? Is Giuliani still in town? Are the cops just bored? Anyway, if they try to give you any shit, just hit ‘em with your cellphone.
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