Rumors on the Internets: Happiness is Discovering Someone Less Cool Than You Are

* McCain disses his crew to hang with head Heather, Falwell. Blogger ‘Eternal Hope’ won’t idly tolerate all their intolerance. [Political Cortex]
* Jay Tea laments Condi’s decision to retract her Thousands Mistakes Made statement. You’re allowed to say [thousands of] silly things when you’re cute and popular. [Wizbang]
* Research indicates: We all hate that annoying guy who quotes from The Will to Power. [Volokh Conspiracy]
* Deepak Chopra offers relaxation techniques to handle the stresses of a world run by menacing politicans and scoundrelly terrorists. [HuffPo]
* Dems prove you’re only as cool as your least cool friend. [Q and O]