Wonkette

* Bill Press envisions an America having safe — eh, maybe even good — sex. [HuffPo]
* Osama eliminated. Bush impeached. Nunchucks for all. November is going to rock. [Right Wing News]
* Can’t get behind our foreign policy? Give it seventy-five years; you’ll come around. [JABBS]
* Public urination: now more aerodynamic. What happened to a good down-home “whiz” that could wear the bark off a Hickory? [Jack Lewis] via [The Jawa Report]
* Let’s take one last good look at the past — to find people to blame, of course. [unbossed]