Ok, we have to stop and breathe. Because this is… just, wow.
We mentioned the FEMA kids site before and even showed pictures from their coloring book, but we somehow missed this until today.
Oh man, it’s just… you have to go there and crank up your speakers right now.
That’s the whole thing right there but you owe it to yourself to go to the website and actually listen to the performance. We don’t know who the hell wrote/rapped this (well, his name is Scott Wolfsen, but we still don’t know who he is), but he is brilliant and we are anticipating his next mixtape like whoa. We think we even heard an unlicensed James Brown sample.
And “mitigation is important to our agency” and the bit about how saving your ass is “your responsibility” and oh man we are hyperventilating over here. And they even spelled it “kidz.” Best Friday ever.