Wonkette

Bush shuffles aides, Card out as chief of staff [Reuters]
Not Showing His Cards [Politics Extra]
Card Folds, Bush Draws To the Inside [The Nation]
Card Shuffled [Patriot Ledger]
And winner of the Annual Wonkette LL Cool J Reference Award is The Dallas Morning News with “Don’t Call It a Shakeup”.Winner of the Gratuitous Cruelty By an Unfeeling Algorithm Award is Google News:

Ouch, guys. Top result?