Wonkette

Despite the continued success of George Mason in the NCAA tournament, our computer troubles today have left us in a pretty foul mood. Not even that cute panda can lift our spirits. So please forgive the grumpiness.

• One treat of living in the District: periodic traffic nightmares caused by Administration officials (or, in this case, President Bush himself). [Metroblogging DC]
• Verizon vandalism: bad. Also bad: the customer service that Verizon has provided to both of your undersigned editors, on multiple occasions, involving telephone and internet service. [DCist]
• Sorry, Anonymous: “He’s just not that into you.” [First Date DC]
• The best laid plans of makeovers and men often go awry. [Kathryn on...]