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Continuing the theme of things that we can post without using apostrophes, here is a the one document you will read today that will immediately make you feel significantly safer:

See? Things are not as bad as they seem — Tom DeLay is no longer allowed to carry a concealed weapon. Rest easy tonight, Sugarland. There is one less armed nutjob walking your streets.DeLay License To Carry Concealed Handgun Revoked [Raw Story]