John Kerry’s Rider: Not As Hilarious As It Should Be

So we scoured John Kerry’s rider for something funny about it, and the best we can come up with is that recumbent bikes are goofy-looking and, you know, French or something (right? it’s been so long, hasn’t it?). See, that’s like the most outrageous demand (oh, sure, Teresa’s is nuts, but we’re guessing Lynne’s would be similarly complex). Other than that, it’s all, “JK likes oatmeal,” “movies would be nice,” you know? Pretty unpretentious. Check it out:

Above: John “Made in the U.S.A.” Kerry’s. Below: Dick “Only the Most Treasonous Water For My Wife” Cheney.

That’s no “please change the channel on my TV for me” or anything.

John Kerry Hates Celery! [TSG]
Earlier: Mr. Cheney Also Requires Bunny Slippers and Warm Soy Milk