No, this isn’t a “safe sex” public service announcement. And it doesn’t have much to do with politics either.
But because we care about you, our readers, we have to warn you: do not get on a big boat that offers unlimited Baked Alaska and productions of “Cats.”
(This may be a sign that we watch way too much cable news; CNN and Fox News have been covering both stories relentlessly today. We watch cable news like bored housewives watch Oprah.)