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Look, the Vice Presidential Rider!
Oooh, what, Mr. Vice President, you’re not man enough for a little sugar? Huh? Is 7-Up too strong for you?

Man, we used to respect you. This list should contain only “Quart of Kentucky Gentleman, list of enemies, and loaded shotgun.”

(In fact, feel free to fax that to the Advance Office!)

Dick Cheney’s Suite Demands [TSG via Bring It On]