Wonkette

* The fellow behind the “suspicious package” incident at the White House today is a French guy. Figures. [WP]* We missed this from yesterday’s press conference: a twitch in time. [blogenlust]

* Is Judy Miller writing for The Atlantic? [Gawker]

* Is Debra LaFave, the hot blonde teacher who had an affair with a fourteen-year-old student, going into journalism? [CNN; Shameless Publicity]

* Bill Napoli is still a perv. [HuffPo]