Rumors on the Internet: Christian Convert Does Shooters With Dutch Cartoonists

* Captain Ed begins the petition for convert’s sainthood, then pees on Edward Gibbon’s leg: “Muslims have always been singular in their use of violence to both convert and to keep their own from converting . . . ” Then we piss on the captain’s leg by quoting him out of context: ” . . . religious freedom only belongs in Europe and the Americas.” [Captain's Quarters]
* Howie wonders why Jesus isn’t super cool anymore. His commenters tuck him in, then blow shit up. [The Jawa Report]
* Frank J.