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* No wonder Tom Malin likes Condi so much — check out her firm, toned butt! Clearly she’s been working on those glutes. [Princess Sparkle Pony]* Aussie strippers just won better working conditions for themselves. Quips our tipster about the strippers: “All they need now is workman’s comp and a 401(k).” [WTOP]

* So — how long does it take you? [LoveHoney.co.uk]