Remainders: The Pain and Suffering Edition

* Over in the Netherlands, someone thought it would be a good idea to have a soccer game pitting the gays against the Muslims. [The Fagat Guide]

* Extra, extra, read all about it: indentured blogitude at the Post. Our reaction, in a word: schadenfreude. [The City Paper via FishBowlDC]

* The latest New York Times blog explores an environment of unmatched squalor: Newark politics. [Newark 2006 via Gawker]

* By now you should be as fed up with Jessica Simpson as Nick Lachey. But if the mere thought of her doesn’t “take your breath away,” out of sheer physical pain, click here. [Perez Hilton]