Metro Section: Smokin' That Crystal Edition
* People. Please go vote in the second bracket for the DC Anthem. Otherwise, The Magnetic Fields' "Washington, DC" will win. And that's like the TERRORISTS winning. Because Stephin Merritt is the most ginormous asshole in indie rock history. You can prevent this atrocity. [ DCist ]
* Hooray. The Nationals get to keep their dull as dishwater name. Can I get a "Feh?" [ Washington Examiner ]
* Apparently, there's a movement afoot from Crystal City property owners to