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Before you titter at the obviousness of it all, you should know that the Times, being a stringent defender of our American Way of Life, whole-heartedly supports this “going wild” as a fun and easy way to fight against repressive Islamofascism!(Nope, sorry. That was a lie. They’re morally panicking about it, per usual.)

College Girls Go Wild, Drink on Spring Break [WT]