Wonkette

* Rush Limbaugh on Hillary Clinton: “She sounds like a screeching ex-wife.” Heh, he should know. [Media Matters]* Former Fed chairman Alan Greenspan lands an $8.5 million book deal — and he doesn’t even blog. [NYT]

* If you liked the Martin Sheen sighting from today’s installment of Wonk’d, you’ll love these “West Wing” stalker photos. [DCist via Law Dork]

* Yeah, we disagreed with a lot of Tom Shales’s Oscar commentary too (such as his description of Reese Witherspoon’s acceptance speech as “ingenuous” and “beguiling”). [tomatoes are delicious]