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Hello, I’m Rich Cohen.I have never read Death of a Salesman, nor heard an accurate summary of its plot or themes. Please note that President Bush isn’t a racist, and he judges men not by the color of their skin, but by how much they’re willing to invest.

Did you know that some Saudis talk American? Whoa! Crazy!

Bush, Speaking Up Against Bigotry [WP]