Happiness Is the Right to Keep and Bear a Warm Gun By Alex Pareene - February 23, 2006 - 8:02am 0 SHARE Facebook Twitter Add to Flipboard Magazine. THIS JUST IN: RICH WHITE PEOPLE ARE HAPPY, REPORTS GEORGE WILL. MORE AS IT DEVELOPS. Smile If (and Only If) You’re a Conservative [WP] Give Us Money: $ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Deleted Comments: You Mental Midgets Can’t Write A Headline Without FUCK or NAZI! LOL Counterpoint: Please Don’t Punch Nazis! Who Is Breaking Up With Donald Trump This Week? Why It Is EVERYONE! Previous articleDaily Briefing: Unprecedented GOP RevoltNext articleEntertainment Industry Spokesman, Dead Ahead!