We’ve bitched about it already, and we’ll probably bitch about it still more before the day is out, but here we are working on a holiday like suckers. Meanwhile:
Indeed, some of the documents used by researchers indicate that al Qaeda has vacation plans — seven days every three weeks for married members, five days a month for bachelors — and provides its members with 15 days of sick leave a year.
They probably get dental, too. Though considering that their retirement plan is martyrdom, you gotta figure they’re saving a lot on pensions.