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This is the Corpus Christi Caller-Times‘ story, dammit! They own this one! And they’re milking it harder than we are!Check out their surprisingly informative video of an “avid shooter” simulating the accident, with a paper target sitting in for Mr. Whittington. It, uh, looks like it hurts. And it looks when those doctors said “6 to 200 pieces of birdshot,” well, you should’ve bet the over.

Avid Shooter Simulates the Accident, Its Injuries [CCCT, via petrelis file]