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Our geeky sister showed us the Google Slut-o-meter, which uses a complicated mathematical algorithm to determine precisely levels of skankiness. Our initial tests, using Nancy Pelosi’s score of negative 5% and Paris Hilton’s 84% for reference, had a couple surprises:* Michael Brown: 14.75% slut.
* Jessica Cutler: 50.81% slut.
* John Roberts: 14.83% slut.
* Jenna Bush: 61.81% — sluttier than Jessica Cutler! Google goesn’t lie, Jenna!

And, most interestingly, mysteriously departed policy adviser Claude Allen: A remarkable 31.68% slut. You can’t tell us this is just about prayer.

Of further interest is that, overall, Washington seems to be sluttier than Silicon Valley. The pickin’s are equally slim, if you ask us.

Slut-o-meter Google Promiscuity Calculator [Lifehacker]
Valley Sluts on the Slut-o-meter [Valleywag]
Slut-o-meter