This morning, via DomePunks, we learn the story of Stormie Janzen (porn name: Stormie Janzen). Until recently, the comely Ms. Janzen — a 34-year-old scheduler for Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.) — maintained a racy, sexy blog on MySpace. Janzen’s blog featured midriff-baring photos of the curvaceous blogress, as well as paeans to men in button-fly jeans.
We know what you’re thinking right now: “Washingtonienne: The Sequel. Heaven help us!”
Thankfully — or disappointingly, depending on your point of view — it’s not that bad. Although Stormie, as noted by DomePunks, “did appear with her pants opened and showing her thong tha thong thong thong,” she was a vestal virgin compared to Jessica Cutler of Washingtonienne notoriety. Stormie did not blog about sexual liaisons with other Hill staffers — to say nothing of receiving cold hard cash in exchange for said liaisons (replete with ass-fucking). Nor did she blog about congressional
Still, even if the blog’s content may rise only to the PG-13 level, you’re still dying to see it, right? Unfortunately, it appears that Rick Dearborn, Senator Sessions’s chief of staff, ordered Janzen to take her blog offline — a directive with which she has complied.
Take it from us, honey, ’cause one of us knows a thing or two about the subject: Blogging on government time is not such a hot idea!
Earlier: For the Record, We Turned Down Playboy (a collection of Washingtonienne-related links)